Things I Wrote That I Can't Believe Were Actually Published

From my irrational (not really) pigeon phobia to aggressive opinions about San Francisco’s worst decisions, these are the pieces that made it past an editor—and somehow still live on the internet.

Featured Work:

• The Pigeons Are Out to Get Me – The Bold Italic

• Things People in San Francisco Really Love – Thrillist

• The Worst Decisions San Francisco Has Ever Made – Thrillist

• 17 Things the East Coast Doesn’t Understand About the West Coast – Thrillist

The Bold Italic – The Pigeons Are Out to Get Me

Thrillist – 10 Things People in San Francisco Really Love (2016)

Thrillist – The 19 Worst Decisions You Can Make in San Francisco (2014)

Thrillist – 17 Things the East Coast Doesn’t Understand About the West Coast (2015)