Things I Wrote That I Can't Believe Were Actually Published

From my irrational (not really) pigeon phobia to aggressive opinions about San Francisco’s worst decisions, these are the pieces that made it past an editor—and somehow still live on the internet.

Featured work:

  • The Pigeons Are Out to Get MeThe Bold Italic

  • Things People in San Francisco Really LoveThrillist

  • The Worst Decisions San Francisco Has Ever MadeThrillist

  • 17 Things the East Coast Doesn’t Understand About the West CoastThrillist

 

The Bold Italic – The Pigeons Are Out to Get Me

Thrillist – 10 Things People in San Francisco Really Love

Thrillist – The 19 Worst Decisions You Can Make in San Francisco

Thrillist – 17 Things the East Coast Doesn’t Understand About the West Coast