Things I Wrote That I Can't Believe Were Actually Published
From my irrational (not really) pigeon phobia to aggressive opinions about San Francisco’s worst decisions, these are the pieces that made it past an editor—and somehow still live on the internet.
Featured work:
The Pigeons Are Out to Get Me – The Bold Italic
Things People in San Francisco Really Love – Thrillist
The Worst Decisions San Francisco Has Ever Made – Thrillist
17 Things the East Coast Doesn’t Understand About the West Coast – Thrillist